Looking For Assistant Programmer
Jun 29, 2018 12:25:01 GMT -8
Post by DukeFluffy on Jun 29, 2018 12:25:01 GMT -8
Are you a huge fan of Interstellar Army Simulator? Do you spend your early morning praying over a shrine dedicated to my person? Do you wish to become a spaghetti code connoisseur? Is compiling bugs from five different sources into a notepad file your idea of a fun afternoon? Do whips and chains excite you? If the answer to some or most of those is yes, you might be the right person for this job.
We sort of kind of need a grunt programmer, although it isn't really necessary right away. It's nice being wanted, right? I'm willing to take on people unfamiliar with Game Maker (or only tangentially familiar with code) and provide some training, provided the other criteria mostly checks out.
Required Skills:
Optional Skills:
What You Get:
If you are interested in the position link some example prior work of yours in here (or through PM). Making a new thread in the Submissions - Content sub-board is also an option.
We sort of kind of need a grunt programmer, although it isn't really necessary right away. It's nice being wanted, right? I'm willing to take on people unfamiliar with Game Maker (or only tangentially familiar with code) and provide some training, provided the other criteria mostly checks out.
Required Skills:
- Two working hands with most of the fingers attached.
- Ability to copy and paste text into Notepad or Pastebin.
- More than minimal free time, so some of it can be reliably put into helping.
- Tolerance for the weird and bizarre.
Optional Skills:
- If you type quickly I will love you long time.
- Literacy in another programming language, be it Javascript, Python, C#, BASIC, Brainfuck, binary, etc. etc.
- Experience with Game Maker and GML. Quadruple points if you own a license for GMS1 so I don't have to track one down.
- Insomnia.
What You Get:
- Loving attention from your cease-and-desisted senpai.
- Experience working with a team* on a game.
- Get to say you worked on a game, assuming we get anywhere.
- Intimate, hands-on training from yours truly.
- Variety pack of poptarts**.
- A copy of Game Maker Studio 1, if you need it.
If you are interested in the position link some example prior work of yours in here (or through PM). Making a new thread in the Submissions - Content sub-board is also an option.